Top Five Ways you Know you're dealing with a Hong Kong Travel Agent
1. You say you want to book
a safari and they send you to the Guangzhou meat market.
2. You ask about their cheap tickets to London/NY/Sydney that they advertised
in today's paper. Their reply, "Sorry those prices only applied last week".
3. You ask your travel agent for an exit row seat and you get a middle row,
centre seat at back of cabin.
4. You meet your travel agent on your flight. He's got a whole exit row to himself.
5. You're sharing your hotel room with a family of eight, to avoid the single
room supplement.